Wait, who are you again? The author? I have no idea who you are. And you want me to tell you who I am? You know this is weird, right? Eric is doing it too? Of course he is. Okay, I guess I can take a few minutes.
My name is Dahr. I’ve been told to tell you there are some minor spoilers coming up from the first couple of chapters, but I don’t know what that means. Not really my problem.
I’m Prince Eric’s brother. Well, half-brother, but it doesn’t matter to us. We’re not just brothers but best friends. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Eric, nothing Eric wouldn’t do for me. The thing is, he’s a couple of years older than me, and much smarter, so my job is to keep him from getting hurt protecting me. It’s harder than you think.
Honestly, you’d think I get into trouble all the time, but it’s not true. Eric is just too serious, and so I have to compensate and yeah, I guess it gets me into trouble sometimes, but I don’t mean anything by it.
Eric tries to teach me the right thing to do, and I tried to do that when it’s important, but sometimes, I’d rather just do something fun, even if it’s not always the best thing. I don’t want to hurt anyone or anything like that, but some rules seem a bit silly to me. Why would anyone follow a silly rule? Would you? Don’t answer that, because I can’t hear you, whoever you are.
The thing is, Eric is going to be a great King one day. Me, I’ll only ever be his brother, but you know, that’s okay. It’s an honor at all that. Gods, now I’m beginning to sound like him. Is this enough? I hope so, because I’m hungry. Off to find something to snack on. Have fun whoever you are!